Humor Quote by Lauren Kate — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!”

“Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap.”

“Fight for the only thing she knew was good enough, noble enough, powerful enough to be worth risking everything... Love.”

“Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?”

“What if you find your soul mate... at the wrong time?”

“L'avrebbe trovata?”

“I'm fresh out of fucks to give.”

“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.”

“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.”

“Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”

“Anyone can learn to fight. Hardly anyone learns to think.”

“Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?” I asked Leif.”