Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language.”

“Fear can’t be reasoned with. Neither can hate. They’re like love. They’re almost identical emotions. That’s why Ares and Aphrodite like each other. Their twin sons – Fear and Panic – were spawned from both war and love.”

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

“Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.”

“Ack!" I said.”

“I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”

“It has often been said”

“Sigh”

“Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?”