Humor Quote by Hannah Nicole Maehrer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.”

“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”