Humor Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“I called Vee.”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“Do you sleep naked?”

“Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.”

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.”

“Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.”

“Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the door, and Dimitri would be up in a couple of minutes. I glared at the human, hoping I looked terrifying. From his expression, I did. I attempted the caveman talk I had with Inna...only this time the message was a little harder.”

“And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.”

“Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…”