Humor Quote by W.C. Fields — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”

“Can't you just like a girl who likes you back?'”

“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”

“I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

“Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it.”

“Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.”