Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““Sure, we'd faced some things as children that a lot of kids don't. Sure, Justin had qualified for his Junior de Sade Badge in his teaching methods for dealing with pain. We still hadn't learned, though, that growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something.”

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”

“I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”

“The man once wrote:”

“I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”

“Know your enemy. Know yourself. Only then may you achieve victory.”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.”

“Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.”

“You saw my leg?”

“Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.”

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”