Humor Quote by W.C. Fields — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”

“Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.”

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

“The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with religion, but no brains.”

“We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”