Humor Quote by Kasie West — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Why are you lying to me? I'm so tired of people lying to me. Do I not deserve the truth? Do I look like someone who can't handle it?”

“My bookcase is all yours.”

“Look at me, making one of your dreams come true. You and your Norm truck driving around Normville.”

“Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?”

“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”

“have i gone mad?”

“Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.”