Humor Quote by Mae West — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

“I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”

“Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.”

“Anyone who takes on my sister," he had postured once, all puffed-out bravado, "will have to deal with ...my sister." And then he'd dived behind her and cowered.”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.”

“Be you wise and never sad,”