Humor Quote by Claudia Gray — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“People get stupid when they're in love; people want what they can't have; and the years between ages twelve and eighteen always, always suck.”

“Every form of art is another way of seeing the world. Another perspective, another window. And science –that’s the most spectacular window of all. You can see the entire universe from there.”

“But do you want this? It's not much of a life.”

“If you loved someone, you couldn’t let lies come between you. No matter what happened—even if you’d already lost each other forever—you owed each other the truth.”

“I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.”

“A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.”

“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it”

“I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.”

“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.”