Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”

“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys”

“As Luke knelt down beside his corpse, Clary couldn’t help but remember what he had said about having loved Valentine once, about having been his closest friend. Luke, she thought with a pang. Surely he couldn’t be sad — or even grieved?”

“All knowledge hurts.”

“Will grinned. “Some of these books are dangerous,” he said. “It’s wise to be careful.”“One must always be careful of books,” said Tessa, “and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us.”“I’m not sure a book has ever changed me,” said Will. “Well, there is one volume that promises to teach one how to turn oneself into an entire flock of sheep—”“Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry,” said Tessa”

“I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?”

“I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.”

“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.”

“Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?”

“What's that?”