Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?”

“You have something on your neck.”

“Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?”

“Something inside Clary cracked and broke, and words came pouring out. 'What do you want me to tell you? The truth? The truth is that I love Simon like I should love you, and I wish he was my brother and you weren't, but I can't do anything about that and neither can you!”

“Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.”

“Bitten? You mean you're a-”

“Millard! Who's the prime minister?”

“I realized then what had happened.”

“Log Entry: SOL 118”

“The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.”

“Luck is a woman. She's drawn to those that least deserve her.”

“I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.”