Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”

“When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.”

“How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort.”

“Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”

“How do I define history? It's just one fucking thing after another”

“Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.”

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”

“My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today. So I suggest that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I'm pretty sure it was at me...not with me.”

“Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.”