Humor Quote by Anne Bishop — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”

“The sweatshirt was big on her and she looked ridiculous. He liked it. And he liked that she was wearing something that carried his scent.”

“She's magic, Cassandra. A single flower blooming in an endless desert.”

“Some men die for lack of love…some die because of it. Think about it.”

“Are there weapons in a bookstore?'”

“The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.”

“...[G]reat progress was evident in the last Congress of the American 'Labour Union' in that among other things, it treated working women with complete equality. While in this respect the English, and still more the gallant French, are burdened with a spirit of narrow-mindedness. Anybody who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without the feminine ferment. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex (the ugly ones included).”

“An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.”

“Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.”

“Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?”

“Do not do that again," he said stiffly.”

“But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I'm going to blame John Cusack.”