Humor Quote by Chuck Klosterman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Though I obviously have no proof of this, the one aspect of life that seems clear to me is that good people do whatever they believe is the right thing to do. Being virtuous is hard, not easy. The idea of doing good things simply because you're good seems like a zero-sum game; I'm not even sure those actions would still qualify as 'good,' since they'd merely be a function of normal behavior. Regardless of what kind of god you believe in--a loving god, a vengeful god, a capricious god, a snooty beret-wearing French god, or whatever--one has to assume that you can't be penalized for doing the things you believe to be truly righteous and just. Certainly, this creates some pretty glaring problems: Hitler may have thought he was serving God. Stalin may have thought he was serving God (or something vaguely similar). I'm certain Osama bin Laden was”

“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”

“Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like”

“But I still feel like I lost.”

“I wake up, I feel the inescapable oppression of the sunlight pouring through my bedroom window, and I am struck by the fact that I am alone. And that everyone is alone. And that everything I understood seven hours ago has already changed, and that I have to learn everything again.”

“Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased.”

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

“I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.”

“I've been clinically diagnosed with sociopathy,' I said. 'Do you know what that means?'”