Humor Quote by Sarah Rees Brennan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good.”

“What the hell is going on?" demanded Kami's dad, advancing with his black eyes snapping. Jared blurted, "My intentions are honourable.”

“My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead.”

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”

“How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.”

“I'm told I have the body of a god.”

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”

“The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.”

“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”

“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”

“I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!”

“You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog.”