Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it.”

“What were you thinking?" I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. "Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?”

“Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and—”

“I've heard that the soul often recognizes truth when it hears it, even if the mind does not.”

“Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get.”

“What's up?" I asked.”

“The door opened.”

“Kira: L, do you know”

“Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are.”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?”

“People, generally, suck.”

“Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.”