Humor Quote by Henry David Thoreau — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I do believe in simplicity. It is astonishing as well as sad, how many trivial affairs even the wisest thinks he must attend to in a day; how singular an affair he thinks he must omit. When the mathematician would solve a difficult problem, he first frees the equation of all incumbrances, and reduces it to its simplest terms. So simplify the problem of life, distinguish the necessary and the real. Probe the earth to see where your main roots run.”

“Next to us is not the workman whom we have hired, with whom we love so well to talk, but the workman whose work we are.”

“It is not worth the while to let our imperfections disturb us always.”

“Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star.”

“Sometimes, in a summer morning,”

“The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.”

“I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.”

“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you”

“Kira: L, do you know”

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”

“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”

“Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.”