Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.”

“The story so far:”

“Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.”

“It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very very obvious, as in "It's a nice day," or "You're very tall," or "So this is it, we're going to die.”

“Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby.”

“Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.”

“You can’t know, sweetie, because you’ve never had a baby become a brilliant young reader with a side interest in horrible television shows, but the joy you bring us is so much greater than the sadness we feel about your illness.”

“Bursar?”

“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”

“Do you love him?”