Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor!”

“Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”

“anyway. Leo said, I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why are you looking at me like that? Somebody draw on my face again?”

“I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”

“Ceres wanted a united front in the plant war.”

“Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us.”

“You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.”

“I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.”

“I was conceived because it would be good for my House to have an heir and because my parents' genes ticked the right set of boxes. You were probably conceived because your parents loved each other.”

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron.”

“I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.”