Humor Quote by George Bernard Shaw — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the community, and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.”

“Don't think you can frighten me by telling me that I am alone. France is alone. God is alone. And the loneliness of God is His strength.”

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.”

“We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.”

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”

“You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.”

“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”

“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny hip.”

“What will you do now?'”

“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue,”

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”