Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]”

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?”

“Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”

“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”

“To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door.”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

“Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.”