Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“By the time it came to the edge of the Forest, the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and, being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and it said to itself, “There is no hurry. We shall get there some day.” But all the little streams higher up in the Forest went this way and that, quickly, eagerly, having so much to find out before it was too late.”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”

“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”

“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.”

“Is this the girl?” Kieran’s voice was very different: It sounded like waves sliding up the shore. Like warm water under pale light. It was seductive, with an edge of cold. He looked at Emma as if she were a new kind of flower, one he wasn’t sure he liked. “She’s pretty,” he said. “I didn’t think she’d be pretty. You didn’t mention it.”

“If you are good life is good.”

“Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial”

“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.”

“Halt you villains! Unhand that science!”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”