Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”

“Da. This is going very well already.”

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked,”

“I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”

“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”

“I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.”

“When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.”

“How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.”

“Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.”

“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.”