Humor Quote by David Gemmell — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We are tiny flames, Helikaon, and we flicker alone in the great dark for no more than a heartbeat. When we strive for wealth, glory and fame, it is meaningless. The nations we fight for will one day cease to be. Even the mountains we gaze upon will crumble to dust. To truly live we must yearn for that which does not die.”

“Old age is not as honorable as death, but most people seek it.”

“It is hard to be angry when one has seen the sun rise,' she said.”

“I would have offered you a forest of truth, but you wish to speak of a single leaf”

“You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?'”

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.”

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”

“I'm having a panic attack, you inconsiderate ass.”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”

“'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?”