Humor Quote by Cecelia Ahern — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There are certain kinds of silence that make you walk on air.”

“Then I realised that I was the god on this occasion. I had tried to help the bluebottle, but it wouldn't let me. And then I felt sorry for God because I understood his frustration. Sometimes when people offer a helping hand, it gets pushed away. People always want to help themselves first.”

“Memories were fine but you couldn't touch them, smell them or hold them. They were never exactly as the moment was, and they faded with time.”

“what a luxury it was for people to hold their loved ones whenever they wanted”

“That's the thing about lessons, you always learn them when you don't expect them or want them.”

“A veil hangs between the two opposites, a mere slip of a thing that is transparent to warn us or comfort us. You hate now but look through this veil and see the possibility of love; you're sad now but look through to the other side and see happiness. Absolute composure to a complete mess - it happens so quickly, all in the blink of an eye.”

“Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.”

“Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right?”

“It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.”

“Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?”

“There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and”

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”