Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.”

“He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…”

“Annabeth,” he said hesitantly, “in New Rome, demigods can live their whole lives in peace.”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search.”

“Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”

“You used nunchucks on a moose?”

“Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.”

“Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.”

“Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.”