Humor Quote by Mark Twain — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”

“Никога не съм позволявал на училището да попречи на образованието ми.”

“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.”

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

“A proof once established is better left so.”

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”

“V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?”

“This is a good place," he said.”

“The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.”

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.”

“I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)”

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”