Humor Quote by Nelson DeMille — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.”

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”

“If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible.”

“And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.”

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron.”

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?”

“It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.”