Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”

“All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once.”

“We are not going to die.”

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“The thin how-to book belonging to Smittie had a dark and perplexing title—HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE EFFECTIVELY EVERY TIME.”

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”

“In this dirty minded world, you are either someone's wife or someone's whore. And if you're not either people think there is something wrong with you....but there is nothing wrong with me”

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

“Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.”

“At least I'm not a font nerd.”