Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose.”

“That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.”

“Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.”

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor.”

“He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?”

“Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...”

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.”

“A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.”

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”