Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.”

“Who, being loved, is poor?”

“Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.”

“Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.”

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”

“Well, the way of paradoxes is the way of truth. To test reality we must see it on the tight rope. When the verities become acrobats, we can judge them.”

“Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.”

“This book was written using 100% recycled words.”

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.”

“Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.”

“No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.”