Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.”

“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need...”

“The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who”

“Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough.”

“The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.”

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

“Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition.”

“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

“And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.”

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”