Humor Quote by Steve Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“Life exists so the Universe can experience itself.”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“...honestly I'm having a proper full-on GAY PANIC.”

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

“One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand how it’s happened.”

“Where I come from, we're more about efficiency,' he replies. 'A knife like this'll skewer food, smear butter, and slit throats all at the same time.”

“Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?”