Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force.”

“You can’t know, sweetie, because you’ve never had a baby become a brilliant young reader with a side interest in horrible television shows, but the joy you bring us is so much greater than the sadness we feel about your illness.”

“It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.”

“The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes”

“The thing about dead people... The thing is you sound like a bastard if you don't romanticize them, but the truth is... complicated, I guess.”

“I don't care if the New York Times writes an obituary for me. I just want you to write one. ... You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you.”

“Don't go looking for boys in the dark”

“Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?”

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'”

“I'd love to...but only with you.”

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?”