Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.”

“Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.”

“Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.”

“If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds like his mother. We killed her in New Jersey.”

“That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.”

“Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride - where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation.”

“You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”