Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”

“What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.”

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?”

“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could”

“Emergency dance party--go away.”

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

“And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.”

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”