Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.”

“Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect.”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.”

“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”

“...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss...”

“Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex.”

“Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins.”

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.”

“Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accuse us of making it up.'”

“It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?”