Humor Quote by Carrie Fisher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Instant gratification takes too long.”

“I don’t want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.”

“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.”

“You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.”

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”