Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'”

“Don't run I never liked fast food”

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!”

“I love having existential crises at bedtime, it's so restful.”

“Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”