Humor Quote by James Joyce — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The artist, like the God of creation, remains within or behind or beyond or above his handiwork, invisible, refined out of existence, indifferent, paring his fingernails”

“History, Stephen said, is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.”

“God spoke to you by so many voices but you would not hear.”

“God and religion before every thing!' Dante cried. 'God and religion before the world.'”

“Like distant music these words that he had written years before were borne towards him from the past.”

“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”

“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”

“I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?”

“And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.”

“You wanna go build some shelves with me?”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”