Humor Quote by Will Rogers — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.”

“I’m not an idiot, Kenji. I have reasons for the things I say.”

“Of course ." A wicked gleam entered his eyes. "But I only turn girls into salamanders on Tuesdays. Luckily for you, it´s a Wednesday, which is the day I drink a goblet of orphan´s blood for supper.”

“Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the world that it is likely that you are always in the dark about one thing or another, whether you are in the dark in the dark or in the dark not in the dark, although the sun can go down so quickly that you may be in the in the dark about being in the dark, only to look around and find yourself no longer in the dark about being in the dark, but in the dark in the dark nontheless, not only because of the dark, but because of the ballerinas in the dark, who are not in the dark about the dark, but also not in the dark about the locked cabinet, and you may be in the dark about the ballerinas digging up the locked cabinet in the dark, even though you are no longer in the dark about being in the dark, and so you are in fact in the dark about being in the dark, even though you are not in the dark about being in the dark, and so you may fall into the hole that the ballerinas have dug, which is dark, in the dark, and in the park.”