Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?'”

“Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some kind of vampire rules or something?”

“You okay?”

“Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..”

“In the English language, it all comes down to this: Twenty-six letters, when combined correctly, can create magic. Twenty -six letters form the foundation of a free, informed society.”

“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.”

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.”