Humor Quote by Simone Elkeles — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?”

“You’re dangerous,” he says.”

“Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck”

“Is that your cheap way of telling me you want to kiss me?”

“We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private.”

“Some things need to be left unsaid.”

“It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.”

“You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought.”

“The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.”

“Pulling the chair out for me, he invited me to sit.”

“I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.”