Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.”

“And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not.”

“Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?”

“Marty, my mother used to say "Never get greedy with God." I think what she meant was "Don't dare ask for more if you already have what you need."”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“But Gideon was experiencing one powerful emotion: being sick of everyone’s shit.”

“The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

“And spare me the jokes about scoring.”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.”