Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.”

“I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie”

“Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said.”

“Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?”

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“It's okay to be a loser, it just depends on how good you are at being one.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.”

“I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.”

“No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”