Humor Quote by Robert Fulghum — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.”

“If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.”

“Peace is not something you wish for. It's something you make, something you do, something you are, and something you give away.”

“Peace is not something you wish for. It's something you make, something you do, something you are, and something you give away.”

“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”

“So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?”

“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.”

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”

“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.”

“What?" Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway.”