Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”

“You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.”

“Will sat down beside his wife and pulled her into his lap. “I am going to kiss your mother now,” he announced. “Flee if you will, children. If not, we could play Ludo when the romance is over.”

“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.”

“You have something on your neck.”

“Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.”

“I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds like his mother. We killed her in New Jersey.”

“Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

“I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“My geekness is a-quivering.”