Humor Quote by Linda Howard — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Is it time for your period, or something?”

“Death isn't peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing.”

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

“I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered.”

“Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”

“[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.”

“Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”