Humor Quote by J. K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!”

“They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat.”

“Would you like me to [kill you] now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

“He'll have that scar forever.”

“Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...”

“Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.”

“Dear God in heaven.”

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

“You look too pretty to be useful.”